#10 Babylon 5
#8 Star Trek the Next Generation
#7 The Cosby Show
#6 Star Trek The Original
#5 The Prisoner
#4 Alfred Hitcock
#3 Star Trek Deep Space 9
Lost is the most twisted television series that I have ever seen. I had not even heard about the series until September of 2011 while I was in Salt Lake City, Utah. Yes ladies and gentleman I was in Utah; the land of the Mormons!!!
My trip to Utah had nothing to do with Mormonism. I traveled to Utah for Sean’s wedding; Sean is the web designer here at lenonhonor.com. Sean is great, his wife is great, and their wedding was awesome! I played flute at the wedding and I had a great time; well except for the little boy that kept standing next to me while I was playing the flute. The little boy had a bottle filled with bubble solution. For some reason he kept blowing bubbles on me. Later the little boy, who was one of Sean’s relatives, told me that I looked cooler playing the flute with bubbles floating around me. I don’t know, maybe it’s a Utah kind of thing but I just went with it so as not to upset anyone.
Anyway I’m driving around with Sean’s dad Ken and we are talking about all kinds of things; especially about the Mormons. At some point Ken brings up the television series Lost and recommends that I check it out. When I get back to California I look online to see if I can find anything about the show Lost. After reading some online reviews about the show I thought, “What is this, a modern day Gilligan’s Island?”
After 4 days I received an email from Ken and while emailing him back I had the strange feeling that I needed to look for more information about Lost. So I searched for a few more days and on the 8th day I found out that there was a Lost video game. A Lost video game?
So I thought about it for 15 minutes and on the 16th minute I told myself that I would see what the television show was all about. So I searched 23 websites for 42 minutes and then I found all of the Lost episodes online. By that time I was really tired so I went to sleep. But while I was sleeping I kept seeing the numbers:
Over and over again.
So I told my wife Ayida about the dream and she suggested that we watch just one episode of Lost. Big mistake!
All I can say is that if you don’t like to get addicted to things then don’t watch Lost. In fact, if you don’t want to get lost in the most twisted plotline of all time, then don’t watch Lost. This television series is incredibly
addictive and the characters are hilariously pathetic. Here is a quick review of some of the recurring dialogue in the show:
Kate: “I will go with whichever man has the most power at any given time.”
Jack: “I am going to fix everything dammit!”
John: “Hello Jack. It’s good to see you again.”
Sayid: “I am a bad man. A very bad man.”
Claiere: “Where is my baby?!!”
Michael: “Give me back my son!”
Walt: “You’re not my dad!”
Jin: “Button up your top button now!”
Sun: “I love you Jin.”
Richard: “Como se dese eyeliner en Espanol.”
Desmond: “I love you brotha’.”
Miles: “I hear dead people.”
Juliet: “I am so annoying to the Honor family.” (My wife and I can’t stand Juliet. She is soooo annoying)
Eko: “Jesus Christ it’s the big black smoke!”
Rousseau Aka Provocation: “They struck without provocation!!!” – See Babylon 5
Ben: “I am a psychopathic brat and a perpetual liar too.”
Charlie: “You are everybody…..”
Sawyer: “Son of a bitch!”
My Bitter Conclusion:
If you have a lot of things to do then don’t watch Lost. If you don’t have a lot of things to do then don’t watch Lost. Trust me, once you start watching Lost you won’t be able to stop. Lost is the most addictive television show of all time. And those numbers, those horrid numbers! 4 8 15 16 23 42! Push the Freakin’ Button NOW!!!!
My favorite Lost character: Ben Linus – The Psychopathic Bloodthirsty Pathological Liar
The most confused character on Lost: Kate Austin
The most hilarious Lost scene: Any scene with the song “You all everybody!”
The most frightening Lost scene: Any scene with the Big Black Smoke Monster
The most confusing thing about Lost: Everything
The most ridiculous thing about Lost: The Hatch, the Button, the Black Rock Ship, the Others, the other Others, and the other other’s others.
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